wha-wha-wha-what? a knife?

ok, todo mundo sabe q os filmes do tarantino tem uns puta diálogos fodásticos engraçados demais pra caramba. assisti 'death proof' hj e, porra, esse triálogo é sensacional. Lee é uma jovem atriz tapada, Kim é uma dublê da cor do buxito e a Abernathy é a fodástica-hiper-mega-trends Rosario Dwason, q é uma... ahm, o q ela é mesmo? acompanhem:

Lee: You carry a gun?
Kim: Uh-Huh.
Lee: Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim: Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee: Oh, I didn't know you were... Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy: Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim: I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.
Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy: There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim: Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shot that nigga down!
Abernathy: How about a knife at least?
Kim: Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives? They get shot!

huahuahauhauhaua... afe. melhor filme de todos os tempos. DE TODOS OS TEMPOS. i wanna be a stuntman.

btw, aqui tem a cena do melhor acidente de carro de todos os acidentes de carro de todos os filmes de todos os tempos: The Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick Tich & Splatt Scene.